Monday

Dog walking isn't what it used to be. I see people walking their dogs around the cool urban part of town, and often they are quite fashionable. Your shoes may be Mario Blahnik, your shades a fetching Prada pair, but your bag ruins it, no not the lovely Vuitton bag, the one filled with steaming poo.

When we were kids people would let their dogs drop anywhere 'sorry man, nature' stepping in poo was a right of passage, a signal that summer had arrived.

Speaking of Poo, FC lost to LA on Saturday. LA is very hateable, just wait til they come here. Let's make some signs in German for Landon. My brother and I attended the official FC Dallas watching party. Get this there are like 20 people there, and 10 of them work for the team, including the GM! Strange scene.